The other day I went in to a nearby BP gas station to fill up my tank. After I had put in my debit card and zip code, inserted the nozzle into my tank to fuel up (ohhh yeah, do it just like that!), and started pumping, I looked at the gas pump. There were several images of people hugging gas pumps. There was one image of a fifty or sixty year old man practically humping the thing, and another one of an Asian lady (possibly thirty) and we all know how kinky those Asians are! To make matters worse, the words, "Feel the love!" were placed next to all of them.
Do we really love gas that much that we'll make sweet love to the machine that gives it to us?
You can see a very ecstatic African-American lady, possibly in post-coital bliss, still clinging to her gas pump at the official site of this pump-screwing trend: BP "Feel the Love!" Sweepstakes.
Beware, these people didn't get the memo that adding auditory content (a.k.a. annoying sounds) to websites actually is a turn off.
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